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Night Meats
01:22
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Night meats
Night meats
Night meats
Night meats tonight
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2. |
What If There's Aliens
02:57
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What if there’s aliens
Did ya ever think ‘bout that
What could they even be
Show me scientific stats
They probably fart and poop
And might sing stupid songs
Regardless of what you think
If you think they look like people
You’re wrong.
What if they look like snakes
Or just a tiny bit of cells
What if their touch is our taste
What if their sight is our smells
Some say they might not exist
But how would we even know
Its much more fun to agree with
The guy with the hair from that one show
Aliens will not look
like your precious baby
They might look like
a giraffe / insect maybe
They might have a different culture
Sex might not be hidden
If they come to earth they might
Do things that we’ve forbidden
Nothing that would get me banned
For posting this online
Sorry to get meta but
We can’t ignore the paradigm
SAFE EXAMPLE:
What if they think
Feces isn’t weird
I’d agree but
With some nuance
That would surely
Get me smeared
What if they like
To eat the bones
Of their deceased
What if when you
Eat the most bones
Your societal rewards increase
Aliens won’t look like
Giorgio Tsoukalos
They might look really fucked up
You don’t even know
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3. |
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I put my hand in somethin’ strange
behind a dumpster in a parking lot.
And now I feel a little changed
My hand is turning red and burning hot
Look at my hand, its so enflamed,
because the dumpster in the parking lot.
It’s growing spots, and getting big,
and sort of stinking like the flesh might rot.
I go to the doctor
He gives me some creams
l’m bioluminescent
I might have an unpleasant and rare disease
I put my hand in somethin’ strange behind a dumpster in a parking lot,
I put my hand in somethin’ strange behind a dumpster in a parking lot,
The substance wasn’t quite wet
But it still felt unsafe.
My hand is glowing and is white hot
I don’t like the way this feels at all.
i put my hand in something strange,
And now it looks like abstract modern art.
My DNAs been rearranged
Behind the dumpster in the parking lot
I can’t touch things without thinking
I don’t know if I’m contagious at all
On the bright side, it looks real cool,
Even though it makes my body look small
I can’t complain
It looks quite nice
Like a cool sculpture
Made of green ice
My emerald limb with an
opposable yet unmoving thumb
Although I like it still at times
I wish it wasn’t so numb
I put my hand in somethin’ strange
(In somethin’ strange)
behind a dumpster
(A dumpster)
in a parking lot,
I put my hand in
(Woo!)
somethin’ strange
(Maybe night meats is the cure)
behind a dumpster
(Maybe not!)
in a parking lot
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4. |
I Just Watched A Video
02:32
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I just watched a video presented in a way
That changed the way I watch the videos I watched online the other day.
I watched and listened closely or at least it seemed so,
’Til I was sent another source of course debunking what id just been shown.
So then I looked for something to push back on what I had just seen
And what I found when I was done won me over or so it seemed
It was a blog post that claimed the subject had been covered wrong.
So then to find the deepest truth i stayed up online all night long.
Then while eating night meats I looked in the mirror and confirmed
I’ve been online way too long and I’ve got brain worms
Maybe I should go into the forest and sit down
And retrieve the feelings I surrendered to the notification sound
Advertisements swirling in my tiny little head
As I watch the time in my own life slipping toward the very end
Never would I use my music to talk you into some shit
Making videos to hypnotize you to profit off of it
Not to change the subject, but for just a moment, let me ask
Have you ever questioned why you ever even clean your ass?
Shouldn’t everyone just have to deal with the smell of shit
Adapting to the scent until we’re all just comfortable with it
Not sure if you’ve ever worn a diaper but it’s kind of nice
Might be cool for you to do that for your whole entire life.
If you don’t like diapers maybe you can just take a chance.
Just don’t forget to click like and subscribe and also shit your pants
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5. |
The Smartest
02:07
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Im so smart
you should listen
I think thoughts
look at my brain
Come watch my
Live discussion
im a pub-
lic intellectual
Secretly im dumb as fuckin shit
nothing ive ever said is legit
i drank too much of my own kool aid
between sips breathe my own farts get paid
to say
anything that
seems to sway
your opinion
I can say
giant words like
circumnavigation
disambiguation
generalisation
floccinaucinihilipilification
My IQ is so high
My brain is not in my head
It’s in the sky
Im the smartest and I don’t know why
When it comes to that I’m not your guy
I’m the smartest because I say so
Night meats might be what made my brain grow
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6. |
Simulation
02:20
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In the basement on the couch
Whole worlds like a cold goose
flying south.
i see the signs in everything
hidden messages
that tell me what I’m s’posed to sing
A sign that says “the future’s now”
Right before the future happens and I
Still say wow
I believe connections happen where perhaps they don’t
I can’t do the math to find out
Either way I wont
Cause
I think that this might be a simulation
We got wires in the back of our real heads
We’re stuck in a computer like the Matrices movies
But we don’t have Morphei to call our friends
I try to not overreact
Can’t stop seeing glitches in the code and that’s a fact
The creator of Dilbert agrees with all of the above
He and I will find out what life is a simulation of
I’ve also noticed they change time
No one knows the Berenstain Bears they know deep down its Berenstein
Its like the computer that runs the world ran out of RAM
Must have been confusing when Sinbad found out about Shazaam
I think that this might be a simulation
We got wires in the back of our real heads
We’re stuck in a computer like the Matrices movies
And I’m not quite sure what to believe instead
And the Night Meats might be all inside in my head
Maybe morpheus will offer me some meds
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7. |
Tobey
01:26
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Tobey Maguire
Tobey Maguire, guire
Tobey
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8. |
Portal
04:49
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Life is rough
Life is but a dream
It’s all been asinine
A tainted scene
My frames been realigned
And still its cracked
The pieces disappear
Into a hole that just reacts
I spend a long time lookin’ back
Followed by a light
Bent over the couch trying to
Take a peak inside
The things I put in stay in
Every time
And only one conclusion
comes to mind
My asshole
Is a portal
Still I’m merely mortal
We should clearly use my ass to teleport
Stuff lest we know we have the chance
My asshole
Is a portal
Is it normal?
I have to touch my nipples for some reason to direct things where to go
My asshole
Is a portal
Still I’m merely mortal
The things you put in my ass travel
Through space and time to distant lands
My asshole
Is a portal
Is it normal?
No questions need be assed
Just put stuff in my ass and don’t ass for it back
Touch my nipples then ya gotta get in my ass
Get you to your destination real fuckin fast
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9. |
Day Meats
00:07
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Day meats
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Daniel Cupps Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Daniel Lewis Cupps is a creative person with heavy comedic tendencies residing in Philadelphia. This is where he posts his original silly music, collaborations, musical edits he creates of podcasts and youtube videos he likes, and a bio written in the 3rd person by him. ... more
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